DOCTOR

Hey guy, how are you today?

GUY

Well, Doc, I didn’t stop in to say hello.

DOCTOR

So what seems to be the problem, guy?

GUY

Well, Doc, I don’t feel so good.

DOCTOR

Go on.

GUY

Gimme a second. You have somewhere else you need to be?

DOCTOR

I have a cubano waiting for me in my office.

GUY

I see. I can get behind that. I’m sorry.

DOCTOR

It’s okay. Go on.

GUY

Well, Doc, I don’t feel so good.

DOCTOR

Why don’t you feel so good?

GUY

Probably because I’m always sad and angry.

DOCTOR

Why are you always sad and angry?

GUY

Probably because I’m always surrounded by awful people. Oh, and probably also because I am always coughing up a lot of blood.

DOCTOR

Why are you always coughing up a lot of blood?

GUY

Probably because I always smoke a pack of unfiltered cigarettes a day.

DOCTOR

Why do you always smoke a pack of unfiltered cigarettes a day?

GUY

Probably because I’m always sad and angry and surrounded by awful people.

DOCTOR

Hmm...I could prescribe you some crazy pills. Or you could just kill yourself.

GUY

I love these little visits, Doc.

DOCTOR

Well, here’s a prescription, if you want. I need to get back to my office. I hate it when the pickles don’t stay crisp.

GUY

Yeah. Me too.